谁有英语幽默短文,小故事,名人名言.急谁有英语幽默短文,小故事,名人名言,都要英文的,越多我分给的越多,麻烦每篇分得清楚一点,

谁有英语幽默短文,小故事,名人名言.急谁有英语幽默短文,小故事,名人名言,都要英文的,越多我分给的越多,麻烦每篇分得清楚一点,
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谁有英语幽默短文,小故事,名人名言,都要英文的,越多我分给的越多,麻烦每篇分得清楚一点,

谁有英语幽默短文,小故事,名人名言.急谁有英语幽默短文,小故事,名人名言,都要英文的,越多我分给的越多,麻烦每篇分得清楚一点,
All for one, one for all.
人人为我,我为人人.—— [法] Dumas pére大仲马
Other men live to eat, while I eat to live.
别人为食而生存,我为生存而食.—— Socrates 苏格拉底
Easy come, easy go.
易得者亦易失. —— Hazlitt赫斯特
Love rules his kingdom without a sword.
爱,统治了他的王国,不用一枝利剑.—— Herbert 赫伯特
We soon believe what we desire.
我们欲望中的东西,我们很快就信以为真.—— Chaucer乔叟
The darkest hour is that before the dawn.
黎明前的时分是最黑暗的.—— Fuller 富勒
The longest day has an end.
最难过的日子也有尽头.—— Howell 贺韦尔
Living without an aim is like sailing without a compass.
生活而无目标,犹如航海之无指南针.—— J. Ruskin 鲁斯金
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
手中的一只鸟胜于林中的两只鸟.—— Heywood 希伍德
One swallow does not make a summer.
一燕不成夏.—— Taverner 泰维纳
A man may lead a horse to the water, but he cannot make it drink.
一个人可以把马带到河边,但他不能令它饮水. —— Heywood 希伍德
One cannot eat one’s cake and have it.
一个人不能把他的糕饼吃掉之后还留在手上. —— Davies 戴维斯
Time is money.
时间就是金钱.—— Benjamin Franklin富兰克林
Time and tide wait for no man.
时间不等人.—— Scott 斯科特
There is no rose without a thorn.
没有玫瑰花是不长刺的.—— Ray 雷
Lookers-on see most of the game.
旁观者清.—— Smedley 斯密莱
Beggars cannot be choosers.
行乞者不得有选择.—— Heywood 希伍德
First catch your hare.
首先必须捕获兔子,然后才能宰之.—— Thackeray 萨克雷
Victory won’t come to me unless I go to it.
胜利是不会向我走来的,我必须自己走向胜利.—— M. Moore 穆尔
A great man is always willing to be little.
伟大的人物总是愿意当小人物的.—— R. W. Emerson 爱默生
Cowards die many times before their deaths.
懦夫在未死之前,已身历多次死亡的恐怖了. —— Julius Caesar 凯撒
Anything one man can imagine, other men can make real.
但凡人能想象到的事物,必定有人能将它实现. —— Jules Verne 凡尔纳
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
早睡早起使人健康、富裕又聪明.—— Benjamin Franklin 富兰克林
Life is just a series of trying to make up your mind.
生活只是由一系列下决心的努力所构成.—— T. Fuller 富勒
Goals determine what you are going to be.
目标决定你将成为为什么样的人.—— Julius Erving欧文
All human wisdom is summed up in two words ?C wait and hope.
人类所有的智慧可以归结为两个词 — 等待和希望.—— Alexandre Dumas Pére大仲马（法国作家）
It is not enough to be industrious, so are the ants. What are you industrious for?
光勤劳是不够的,蚂蚁也是勤劳的.要看你为什么而勤劳.—— H. D. Thoreau梭罗
You have to believe in yourself. That’s the secret of success.
人必须相信自己,这是成功的秘诀.—— Charles Chaplin卓别林
Nothing is more precious than independence and freedom.
没有什么比独立自由更可宝贵的了.—— [越南] Ho Chi Minh胡志明
I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.
我不缅怀过去的历史,而致力于未来的梦想.—— T. Jefferson 杰弗逊（美国第3任总统）
Money is round. It rolls away.
圆圆钱币,滚走容易.—— S. Aleichen 阿雷钦
We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what we can from it.
我们要尽可能为生活增加一些东西,而不是从中索取什么.—— William Osler 奥斯勒
Life itself, without the assistance of colleges and universities, is becoming an advanced institution of learning.
没有学院和大学的帮助,人生本身也正在变成一所高等学府. —— Thomas Alva Edison 爱迪生
Work while you work;
Play while you play;
This is the way;
To be cheerful and gay.
工作时工作,
玩乐是玩乐,
依此方法做,
轻松与欢乐.—— A. D. Stoddart 斯道达特
英语名人名言
What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
名称有什么关系呢?玫瑰不叫玫瑰,依然芳香如故.——Shakespeare
There is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.
崇高与荒谬仅一步之遥.——Napoleon
Even when the experts all agree, they may well be mistaken.
即使所有的专家都一致赞同,他们可能也错了.——Bertrand Russell
Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest.
有时候你能做的最紧急重要的事情就是彻底休息.——Ashleigh Brilliant
Little drops of water, little grains of sand, make the mighty ocean and the pleasant land.
滴滴小水珠,颗颗小沙粒,会形成浩瀚的海洋与宜人的土地.——Julia Carney
Even the weariest river winds somewhere safe to sea.
即使是最疲惫的河流,历经曲折,也终会安然入海. ——Swinburne
The history of mankind is the history of ideas.
人类的历史就是思想的历史. ——Ludwig Von Mises
To believe with certainty,we must begin with doubting.
要完全相信,我们首先得怀疑.——Stanislaus
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you get rid of him on the weekends.
给他一条鱼,你可以喂他一天；教他钓鱼,他周末就不会再来缠你了.——Gary Apple
True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant.
真正的科学首先教人怀疑和知道自己无知. ——Miguel de Unamuno
Truth has no special time of it's own. Its hour is now always.
真理没有自己特定的时间段.它的时间永远是现在.——A.Schweitzer
Growing old is not upsetting; being perceived as old is.
越来越老并不可怕,可怕的是让人觉得越来越老.——Kenny Rogers
Without libraries what have we? We have no past and no future.
如果没有了图书馆,我们还有什么呢?我们没有了过去也没有了未来. ——Kay Bradbury
Scientific knowledge aims at being wholly impersonal.
科学知识要求完全不受个人感情的影响. ——Bertrand Russell
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
生活中没有可怕的东西,只有应去了解的东西.——Marie Curie
Truth is beautiful. Withoutdoubt; and so are lies.
真理是美的；毫无疑问,谎言也是如此. ——Emerson.
英语名人名言
Nature never deceives us; it is always us who deceive ourselves.
大自然永远不会欺骗我们,欺骗我们的往往是我们自己.——Rousseau
You can never plan the future by the past.
永远也不能依照过去来计划将来. ——Burke
Time is a versatile performer. It flies, marches on, heals all wounds, runs out and will tell.
时间是个多才多艺的表演者.它能展翅飞翔,能阔步前进,能治愈创伤,能消逝而去,也能揭示真相. ——Franklin P.Jones
The first in time and the first in importance of the influences upon the mind is that of nature.
在所有头脑的影响之中,大自然的影响可谓是在时间上最先,在作用上最为重要的.——Emerson
Death…is no more than passing from one room into another.
死亡只不过是从一个房间进入另一个房间.——Helen Keller
Important principles may and must be flexible.
重要的原则能够也必须是灵活的. ——Abraham Lincoln
That is the essence of science: ask an impertinent question, and you are on the way to the pertinent answer.
科学的本质是：问一个不恰当的问题,于是走上了通往恰当答案的路. ——Jacob Bronowski
The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots.
在过去人们面临的危险是变成奴隶,而在将来危险是人类可能变成机器人.——Erich Fromm
Nature never deceives us; it is always us who deceive ourselves.
大自然永远不会欺骗我们,欺骗我们的往往是我们自己.——Rousseau
You can never plan the future by the past.
永远也不能依照过去来计划将来. ——Burke
Time is a versatile performer. It flies, marches on, heals all wounds, runs out and will tell.
时间是个多才多艺的表演者.它能展翅飞翔,能阔步前进,能治愈创伤,能消逝而去,也能揭示真相. ——Franklin P.Jones
The first in time and the first in importance of the influences upon the mind is that of nature.
在所有头脑的影响之中,大自然的影响可谓是在时间上最先,在作用上最为重要的.——Emerson
Death…is no more than passing from one room into another.
死亡只不过是从一个房间进入另一个房间.——Helen Keller
Important principles may and must be flexible.
重要的原则能够也必须是灵活的. ——Abraham Lincoln
That is the essence of science: ask an impertinent question, and you are on the way to the pertinent answer.
科学的本质是：问一个不恰当的问题,于是走上了通往恰当答案的路. ——Jacob Bronowski
The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots.
在过去人们面临的危险是变成奴隶,而在将来危险是人类可能变成机器人.——Erich Fromm
Knowledge is a treasure, but practice is the key to it.
知识是一宝库,而实践就是开启宝库大门的钥匙.——Fuller
The Golden Rule is that there are no golden rules.
真正的金科玉律就是世上并无金科玉律.——G.B.Shaw
The lover of nature is he whose inward and outward senses are still truly adjusted to each other; who has retained the spirit of infancy even into the era of manhood.
热爱大自然的人内外感觉协调一致,即使进入成年后依然保持着童心. ——Emerson
Ten men banded together in love can do what ten thousand separately would fail in.
以爱心聚在一起的十个人能够完成一万个分散的人做不到的事情.——Thomas Carlyle
Imagination is not to be divorced from the facts.
想象不应脱离现实.——A.N. Whitehead
There are two sides to every story ... at least.
每个故事都可以从两个方面看,至少两个方面.——Ann Landers
Today is not yesterday. We ourselves change. How then can our works and thoughts, if they are always to be fittest, continue always the same?
今天不同于昨天.我们自己也在改变.那么,我们的著作和思想,如果想永远不过时,怎么能始终不改变呢? ——Thomas Carlyle
Love alone can release the power of the atom so it will work for man and not against him.
只有爱才能使原子的力量造福人类,而非危害人类.——W. A. Peterson

英语幽默：Second language
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
Mother mouse barked...

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英语幽默：Second language
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.
Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"
一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。
母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，猫听了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。
母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。”

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英语幽默："Can you tell me what fish net is made,Ann?"The teacher asked."A lot of little holes tied together with string."replied the little girl.“你能告诉我渔网是怎样做的吗，安？”老师问道。“把许多小孔用绳子拴在一起就成渔网了，”小女孩回答说。
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英语幽默："Can you tell me what fish net is made,Ann?"The teacher asked."A lot of little holes tied together with string."replied the little girl.“你能告诉我渔网是怎样做的吗，安？”老师问道。“把许多小孔用绳子拴在一起就成渔网了，”小女孩回答说。
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says ,"School---Go Slow".
老师：为什么你每天早晨都迟到？
汤姆：每当我经过学校的拐弯处，就看见一个牌子上写着“学校——慢行”。
The last question in the physics test went like this:who is the greatest physicist?My answer is "Newton".When the result of the test came out,I turned to be only one who did not pass the test.All the other students wrote our teacher's name on the test paper.物理考试最后一题：你认为最有影响力的物理学家是谁？我写的是“牛顿"”。结果，全班只有我一个人没及格，原来大家都把导师的名字写了上去。
——My uncle has 1000men under him.
——He is really somebody.What does he do?
——A maintenance man in a cemetery.
我叔叔手下有1000人。
他真是一个大人物，是干什么的？
墓地守墓人

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健康名言
1、健康是自然所能给我们准备的最公平最珍贵的礼物。——蒙田
2、健康是一种自由——在一切自由中首屈一指。 ——亚美路
3、人的生活就是运动。——托尔斯泰
4、幸福的首要条件在于健康。—— 柯蒂斯
5、健康本身是欢乐与满足的源泉。——彼得
6、健康的价值，贵重无比。它是人类为了追求它而惟一值得付出时间、血汗、劳力、财富甚至付出生命...

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健康名言
1、健康是自然所能给我们准备的最公平最珍贵的礼物。——蒙田
2、健康是一种自由——在一切自由中首屈一指。 ——亚美路
3、人的生活就是运动。——托尔斯泰
4、幸福的首要条件在于健康。—— 柯蒂斯
5、健康本身是欢乐与满足的源泉。——彼得
6、健康的价值，贵重无比。它是人类为了追求它而惟一值得付出时间、血汗、劳力、财富甚至付出生命的东西。——蒙田
7、保持健康的秘密是适当地节制食物、钦料、睡眠和爱情。——雨果
8、欢乐就是健康，反之忧郁就是病魔。——哈利伯顿
9、吃饭莫饱，走路莫跑，说话要少，睡觉要早，遇事莫恼，经常洗澡。——谢觉哉
10、忽略健康的人，就是等于在与自己生命开玩笑。——陶行知
11、有规律的生活原是健康与长寿的秘诀。 ————巴尔扎克
12、健康是智慧的条件，是愉快的标志。 ————爱默生
13、最穷苦的人也不会为了金钱而放弃健康，但是最富有的人为了健康甘心情愿放弃所有的金钱。 ——枸尔顿
14、人世间最好的医生是：节制钦食、心平气和以及心情愉快。——斯威夫特
15、锻炼身体要经常，要坚持。人同机器一样，经常运动才能不生锈。——朱德
16、人类所能犯的最大错误就是拿健康来换取其他身外之物！——叔本华
17、从煅炼成健康的身体中本来锻炼出健康的精神，这是做一切工作所必遵循的一条辩证唯物主义的准则。——朱光潜
18、健康的人未察觉自己的健康，只有病人才懂得健康。卡莱尔
A healthy mind is in a healthy body.
Juvenal, ancient Roman satirist 健康的思想寓于健康的身体之中。
古罗马讽剌家 朱文诺尔
A light heart lives long.
William Shaakespeare, British dramatist 英国剧作家莎士比亚.W.
A man needs a purpose for real health.
Sherwood Anderson, American novelist 有目标的人才能有真正的健康。
美国小说家安德森.S.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Anonymous 每日一个苹果胜过灵丹妙药。
无名氏
An irritable man is like a hedgehog rolled up the wrong way, torment-ing himself with his own prickles.
Thomas Hood, British poet 易怒的人像一只反过来卷缩的刺猬，用自己的刺折磨自己。
英国诗人胡德
。.T.Bath twice a day to be really clean. once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a public menace.
nthony Burgess. British novelist 一天洗两次澡是真干净，一天洗一次澡也说的过去，一周洗一次只是避免对公共场合造成污染。
英国小说家伯吉斯.A.
Bitter pills may have blessed effects.
Anonymous 良药苦口利于病。
无名氏
Cheerfulness is the promoter of health.
Joseph Addison, British writer 心情愉快是健康的增进剂。
英国作家阿狄生。J.
Diseases of the soul are more dangerous than those of the body.
M. T Cicero.Ancient Roman orator and statesman
心灵上的疾病比身体上的疾病更危险。
古罗马演说家、政治家西塞罗.M.T.
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
Benjamin franklin, American president
早睡早起会使人健康、富有和聪明。
美国总统富兰克林。B.
Good health is a corollary of having good habits.
Anonymous
健康的身体是良好生活习惯的结果。
无名氏
Happiness lies, first of all, in health.
G.W. Curis, American writer
幸福首先在于健康。
美国作家寇第斯。G.W.
Health is better than wealth.
John Ray, American naturalist 健康胜过财富。
美国博物学家雷伊，J.
Health is certainly more valuable than money, because it is by health that money is procured.
Samuel Johnson. British writer, critic 健康当然比金钱更为重要，因为我们赖以获得金钱的就是健康。
英国作家、批评家约翰.S.
If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the soldiers, nothing is safe.
Robert Salisbury, British statesman 要是相信医生的话，什么也不卫生；要是相信士兵的话，什么也不安全。
英国政治家索尔兹伯里。R.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you;snore and you sleep alone.
Anthony Burgess, British novelist 笑，全世界都跟你笑；打鼾，只有你自己独自睡觉。
英国小说家伯吉斯.A.
Mischief comes by the pound and goes away by the ounce.
Anonymous 病来如山倒，病去如抽丝。
无名氏
No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkness----- or so good as drink.
Gibert Keith Chesteerton, British writer
没有动物发明过的像喝醉这样糟糕的事——也没有发明过像饮酒这样美好的享受。
英国作家切斯特顿.G.K.
None so old that he hopes not for a year of life.
John Ray, American naturalist 寿星也不会嫌寿长。
美国博物学家雷伊.J.
One cannot help being old, but one can resist being aged.
H.L.Samusel.British philosopher and writer 一个人无法不变老。但是他可以抵制衰朽。
英国哲学家、作家塞缪尔。H.L.
Physicians of all men are most happy; most good success so ever they have, the world proclaimth,
and what faults they commit, the earth coverth.
Francis Quarles, British poet 世界上最幸福的人莫过于医生，他们的丰功伟绩为世人称颂，而他们的过失则被黄土淹没了。
英国诗人夸尔斯.F.
Sickness is felt, but health not at all.
Thomas Fuller.British statesman 疾病能感觉到，健康却根本感觉不到。
英国政治家富勒.T.
Sloth, like rust, consumes faster than labor wears.
Benjamin Franklin, American president 懒惰像生锈一样， 比操劳更能消耗身体。
美国总统富兰克林。B.
The cure for anything is salt water ------sweat, tears, or the sea.
Isak Dinesen, Danish writer 咸水——汗水、泪水、或者海水是治疗一切的良药
丹麦作家丁尼生。I
The love of beauty is an essential part of all healthy human nature.
John Ruskin, British writer and critic 爱美是健康人天性的重要组成部分。
英国作家、批评家罗斯金.J.
There are no such things as incurable, there are only things for which man has not found a cure.
Bernard Baruch, American economist 没有什么不治之症，只有人类尚未发现其疗法之症
美国经济学家巴鲁克.B.
There is a great difference between exposure of the mind and that of the body.
William Hazlitt, British critic and essayist 表露思想与展露身体之间存在极大的不同。
英国批评家、散文家哈兹里特 .W.
Without health no pleasure can be tasted by man.
Henry Bollingbroke, British statesman 没有健康就没有乐趣。
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A light heart lives long .( William Shakespeare , British dramatist )
豁达者长寿。 (英国剧作家 莎士比亚. W.)
Early to bed and early to rise , makes a man healthy , wealthy and wise .(Benjamin Franklin , American president )
早睡早起会使人健康、富有和聪明。 (美国总统 富兰克林. B.)
Sloth , like rust , consumes faster than labor wears .(Benjamin Franklin , American president)
懒惰像生锈一样，比操劳更能消耗身体。 (美国总统 富兰克林. B.)
The first wealth is health .( Ralph Waldo Emerson , American thinker )
健康是人生第一财富。 (美国思想家 爱默生. R. W

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